BLACK FRIDAY OUTFIT POST # 1 : THE BLACK DRESS

"BOYS DON'T MAKE PASSES AT GIRLS WHO WEAR GLASSES" ? ~ WHO MAKES THIS SH@T UP ?
( Probably a gal who was jealous of her near-sighted "hot" friend who kept stealing her boyfriends )
Tee, Hee ;)


I HAVE SOOO  MANY IDEAS ON WEARING BLACK ,
THAT THIS FRIDAY THINGY MAY GO ON WELL INTO THE SPRING ;)

THIS FIRST LOOK I CALL "THE SEXY OVERLY-TIRED AFTER WORK LOOK".
MINIMAL EFFORT, BUT MAXIMUM RESULTS ;)  WE ALL HAVE ONE OF THESE DRESSES HIDING IN THE BACK OF OUR CLOSETS. YOU KNOW, THE BELOW THE KNEE LAST MINUTE FUNERAL ( OR WEDDING ) DRESS THAT'S YOUR GO-TO QUICK RESCUE OUTFIT, THAT YOU COVER WITH A LONG BLACK COAT?
 WELL, WASH YOUR FACE, TAKE A QUICK NAP, THEN GET OUT THOSE SPANX AND REMOVE THOSE ITCHY CONTACT LENSES ;) AND START THINKING SEXY!
 (or at least hungry).......
A LOW, MESSY BUN , A FUN HAT AND A POP OF LIPSTICK ARE ALL YOU NEED TO GET THAT TRIP TO RED LOBSTER 
AFTER A LONG DAY  ;)
THROW ON A BRIGHT COWL SCARF (This one I made by doubling a regular, thrifted one, then stitching the ends together.) A FUN PURSE AND GREAT SHOES (or boots)
And Wa-La! Unexpected Date Night ;)                                                     
I HAVE ON A VINTAGE HAT AND DANGLY GOLD/RED RHINESTONE EARRINGS FOR THE FUN FACTOR. ADDING THE RED NEAR MY FACE BRIGHTENS MY TIRED EYES :)
The purse adds many colorful prints to break up the all-black dress. The shoes add the "trend" factor.
And to heck with the tights or hose. Go bare legged! Let those tired legs air out :)
AND, Don't mind the lumps and bumps this knit dress can show. Hubbies like the lumpies ;)

" WHY HONEY, YOU LOOK CHILLY. LET ME PUT MY BIG, WARM ARMS AROUND YOU"

( Or in my case, why in the hell didn't you wear a coat ?)

Tee, hee ;)

( Honestly, I'll probably wear a long , but thin, coat, or maybe a faux fur jacket. )

I DON'T LIKE HEAVY COATS......

( I was so nervous about this post ;) ~ The next few weeks are going to be items we all have and wear, but with my "twist" on them. Such as the black Turtle-neck, Jacket, Jeans and so on.

My outfit:

Dress: Limited, thrifted.

Hat: Vintage,thrifted

Scarf:thrifted, stitched ends together

Earrings: JCPenny, clx.

Shoes: Dots

Purse: World Mkt.

Glasses: Sears, prescription (but not bi-focals,yet, darn it!)

HAVE A GREAT WEEKEND !

xXx

Reva